Painting Over Old, Frightening Cabinets.
Q: What’s black and grey and staring you right in the face when you walk up our stairs? A: The linen cabinets! Feast your eyes on THIS! (And ignore the frames—they belong to the prior homeowners as this pic was taken during the first inspection, before we took over.) Yep, this is what they called “the linen closet.” Except it’s not actually a closet. Clearly. I want to say to the real estate agents, “It’s…